Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly hearts, fucker? Well you’ll change your mind once you put it together and try to eat it. First you’ll get a mouthful of just bread and disappointment, then when you take another bite your mouth will be assaulted by copious the amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won’t be enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich like that is what failure tastes like. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there’s no love in that sandwich. It’s about balance. Life needs balance, and so does your fucking sandwich. You disgust me. Don’t talk to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich.
(ﾉ⊙‿⊙)ﾉ～『✧~SO FUCKING BORED BECAUSE MY BF STOLE MY COMPUTER AND IS IGNORING ME WOOOOOP~✧』
i hate everyone.
i just came back from the woods wow i am so pissed
my sister ate my pizza again
and this weird dude tried to talk to me
he asked me what got my thong in a twist like rude much
oH MY GOD
SO MY SISTER FOLLOWS BASICALLY EVERY ONE OF OUR NEIGHBORS ON TWITTER AND SHE JUST TEXTED ME THIS
OH MY GOD
Decided to try really hard at making these two drawings realistic :) sooo these may take longer to complete :) #karengillan #wip #drawing #sketch #moleskine
you know when you say something
and it’s just
why the fuck did i say that
easter is on 4/20 this year are you gonna blaze it or praise it
whenever you’re in a situation where you need motivation just whisper “give ‘em the old razzle dazzle” to yourself and proceed to give ‘em the old razzle dazzle.
Put me in the coffin with both middle fingers up
Cosmo Tip 5437:
Secretly use super glue instead of lube so you can be together forever
ANNE FRANK WAS BI
HOW DID NO ONE EVER TELL ME THIS
I FEEL FUCKING ROBBED
Excuse me while I memorize this list
I keep trying to tell people this but nobody believes me.
haha yea they edited bits of her diary out which included anne expressing attraction to girls and it’s even been banned from schools because of this!! fun fact
"girls dress too revealing now days" says the teenaged boy with his pants pulled down to his knees and muscle shirt so big you can see his nipnops