colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

lapfoxs:

ACCIDENTALLY STEPPING ON A SNAIL

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idunwin:

melanoleuca:

Remember when there was a 7 mile spanking machine on spongebob and no one said anything about it ever

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image bring me the booty

havilliard:

Maybe okay will be our always.

idreamofjimmy:

When your celebrity idols reveal their inner fandom nerds

I met my wife at a Star Trek convention. She was study abroad from France and spoke little English, and I didn’t know a lick of French. So, for the first few months of our relationship, we communicated by speaking Klingon.

Hear more tales of nerdery in this week’s Pwn Up! (via dorkly)

Okay I’m not even a Star Trek fan but that’s beautiful.

(via tchy)

#joffrey being a seemingly good guy out of context

Track:
Artist:
Album:
Plays: 500,009

homoora:

kagura-shingan:

tricoloredcake:

clavid:

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lost it at the music

it doesn’t seem all that funny but when you get to the eND

I FUCKIBG G FOUDN IT 

zweve:

pussylipgloss:

hotcheetoprincess:

lordeella:

Lorde :: Lollapalooza :: Chile

What is that lipstick

she looks like shes about to cause mass destruction and I almost…..love it?

Woww

aimso:

Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.

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How I feel after waking up from naps.

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People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water.

Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via coolestpriest)

duct-tape-and-safety-pins-inside:

A girl I’m friends with on Facebook posted this status and I love it so much.

  • What people think Old English is:Thou art indeed a fine lad, prithee yonder! Wherefore arest mine pantalones?
  • What it actually is:Syððan ǽrest wearð feasceaft funden, hé þæs frófre gebád, wéox under wolcnum weorðmyndum þáh, oð þæt him ǽghwylc ymbsittendra ofer hron-ráde hýran scolde, gomban gyldan. Þæt wæs gód cyning!