its not that hard to get a job
—an adult who has had the same job for over 20 years (via obesitycore)

illiteratedad:

being romantically frustrated is 1000000 worse than being sexually frustrated because you can get yourself off but you can’t spoon with yourself and kiss your own forehead

mamalovebone:

need a sex tip? Cosmo says fuck a donut. fuck a donut. just fuck the fucking donut you fucking piece of shit. fuck you

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sherlocks-lullaby:

What did you expect?

ohdangdanii:

I got sent to the hall in Japanese class for laughing so hard at this I hate this post

mainstreetinternet:

The science witch trials

Van Gogh’s Almond Blossoms 1890 | Hannibal 2x06

dekutree:

where the fuck is the bartender

aflyingmotorbike:

moc-tod-ffuts-modnar:

faelan01:

mapsontheweb:

Map of European leaders.

this is highly disturbing

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I like this trend. I hereby decree that all maps be replaced with this highly intuitive system.

… why did we just get a mouth

womandroid4001:

womandroid4001:

why do straight boys walk so slow

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Bubba was my best good friend.